dont drink and drive cause u might hit a bump and spill your beer. since your drumk you will turn around and go get the beer while causing fifty thousand recks then you will notice that your beer can got squished so after that since your mad you will have road rage
a cop comes by and sees you driving strangely so you get a dwi and you are put in jail.
the next day you will wake up in your cell and start to puke and you will wonder y your in prison that is y you dont need to drink and drive